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I have a beautiful girlfriend.
I have a job.
Aspiring producer.
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SHIT I LIKE
I didn’t know if I was unhappy. I felt too miserable to be unhappy.
Henry Chinaski (via bambimuse)

edfreemaybe:


Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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horanyforallstar:

funsizedlikemb:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

omg

what the fuck did I just watch.

(via xarcane)

  • mom: are you dating that girl you hugged her
  • mom: are you dating that girl you were talking to her
  • mom: are you dating that girl she looked at you
  • mom: are you dating that girl she was breathing your air
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rockerfox999:

miramoon:

pwnthosenoobs:

himapapaftw:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

good to see this on my dash again

OH GOD

WHAT IS AIR

I seriously can’t breath

oh my god

can’t

air

(via xarcane)

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

(via ilikehotdogsandguns)

thesuperjew:

fedora bowling

thesuperjew:

fedora bowling

mushroooms:

im crying

(via kapanet)