Chemical Religion
http://chemicalreligion.bandcamp.com/
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/ChemicalButtsex
(if you just double-click on the links, it should highlight them)
Hi, I'm Sebastian. I use tumblr for nonsense, Seinfeld, Woody Allen, and whatever movie, band, or tv show I'm into. I also like minimal art.
SPELL ICUP OUTLOUD
okay! i-c-u-p… wait… *le gasp* o H N O!! I ve been Le Trolled
(via crutal)
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
(via pizza)
| Me: | wow i like this album |
| Me: | i think i'll listen to it until i don't |
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
(via crutal)
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
| *Man walks into a store and finds employee* | |
| Man: | Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?! |
| Employee: | Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application? |
| Man: | I never filled out an application. |
| Employee: | Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application. |
| Man: | No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! |
| Employee: | Well, but that doesn't- |
| Man: | AND I even told you that I didn't have a job! |
| Employee: | But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring. |
| Man: | OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane! |
| Employee: | Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? |
| Man: | Well no, but what does that matter? |
| Employee: | ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience. |
| Man: | Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you. |
| Employee: | That...doesn't make any sense. |
| Man: | NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. |
| Employee: | |
| Man: | |
| Employee: | |
| Man: | Fuck you, slut. |
Kanye West - New Slaves. Download
I’MMA THANK ANY AND ALL RELIGIOUS DEITIES FOR THIS
(via jakegyllenhaalelujah)
Dads - Get To The Beach!
You used to watch me while I’d drive,
but now all you watch is
how many exits until you’re home.
It shouldn’t be this forced
to not act so upset every time I hear your name.
Since you’ve left the home we made
you’ve been out fucking someone else.
A permanent bee sting in my throat,
I can’t ever catch my breath.
It’s not fair to tell me to cheer up.
(via funisawful)
This is why you piss before going to bed
your comment has confused me to the point of questioning life
It’s because it looks like he pissed his pants slightly
(Source: fluxparasol)
friendsletfriendswastetheirlives:
Making black and white album covers is always a bunch of fun
(via jakegyllenhaalelujah)
you never forget your first waifu
*takes out locket with picture of seto kaiba in it*
(Source: sebadohs)